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Garden Sign Sayings for Vegetables

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Since home gardeners spend much of their time working and relaxing in their gardening beds, they often personalize their gardening space in several ways. One popular way is by using signs with gardening-themed sayings on them. These quotations range from tributes to a particular crop to vegetable gardening philosophy. Signs for vegetable gardens are commercially available, but a crafty gardener can make her own with planks of wood and a little paint.

Carrots

"The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution." ~ Paul Cezanne "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." ~ Stuart Pearce "Only in dreams are carrots as big as bears." ~ Yiddish saying

Tomatoes

"A world without tomatoes is like a string quartet without violins." ~ Laurie Colwin "It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato." ~ Lewis Grizzard "A cooked tomato is like a cooked oyster: ruined." ~ Andre Simon "Only two things that money can't buy / That's true love and home grown tomatoes." ~ John Denver

Humorous

"Grow, darn it!" ~ Anonymous "Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn." ~ Garrison Keillor "In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it." ~ Frank McKinney Hubbard "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." ~ Jim Davis "Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people." ~ Elizabeth Berry

Vegetable Gardening

"Better to eat vegetables and fear no creditors, than eat duck and hide from them." ~ The Talmud "Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what you're about!" ~ Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt "Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself?" ~ Henry David Thoreau "Garlic is as good as ten mothers." ~ Anonymous "Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." ~ Ambrose Bierce "At least you'll never be a vegetable---even artichokes have hearts." ~ Anonymous

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Cyn Vela is a freelance writer and professional blogger. Her work has been published on dozens of websites, as well as in local print publications. Vela's articles usually focus on where her passions lie: writing, web development, blogging, parenting, gardening, and health and wellness. She studied English literature at Del Mar College, and at the University of Texas at San Antonio.

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