Wesley'S Secret Eggplant Recipe

Step 1

OK, first, you take all the eggplant you have, and grind it up very finely in the kitchen sink built-in grinder.

SAFETY TIP. . . watch out for finger tips & Bourbon bottles.

Step 2

(Whoops, it all went down the drain? Oh, well. . . )

Step 3

2nd, take the Bourbon and mix it well with water, 7-up, or a generic substitute. By this time, the odor and texture of the eggplant should be gone.

Step 4

Rinse out your sink, and apply the Bourbon mixture internally.

Step 5

Now, THERE's an eggplant recipe I can live with!

Step 6

Next time, we'll try it with a wine sauce!

Things You'll Need

  • 2 Eggplants, or however many you can afford
  • 1 Litre Kentucky Bourbon

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